Saturday 14 September 2013

Single Review: Sleigh Bells - Bitter Rivals


THE FOLLOWING TRACK HAS BEEN FOUND TO CONTAIN A DANGEROUSLY HIGH ABUNDANCE OF VOLATILE ELECTRIFIED NOISE POP, NOXIOUS DISTORTION AND GENERAL MUSICAL MALEVOLENCE. LISTENING TO THIS AURAL MONSTROSITY IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR READERS WHO SUFFER FROM BACK OR NECK PAINS, NERVOUS DISPOSITIONS, BIG-GIRL'S-BLOUSE-ALITIS OR ANYONE WHO WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE THEIR EARDRUMS BARRAGED TO SMITHEREENS BY THE SICKLY-SPECKLED INSANITY OF ONE OF THE MOST FEROCIOUS AND INVENTIVE BANDS ON THE PLANET. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
 

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